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1st Impression Fix · Bucks County PA

You Have Two Seconds

Let's Use Them

A customer drives past your sign, lands on your site, or checks your Google reviews — and decides in two seconds whether you're worth their time. I've spent 30 years figuring out what makes them stop. I bring that lens to your business.

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1st Impression Fix

What I Look At

Physical

  • Storefront + curb appeal
  • Signage, window vinyl, door treatment
  • Lobby / waiting area / first 10 seconds inside
  • Vehicle wraps + on-truck branding
  • Packaging, receipts, follow-up touchpoints
  • Consistency between physical and digital

Digital

  • Google Business Profile + reviews
  • Website above-the-fold + first impression
  • Social profile bios, pinned posts, recent feed
  • Photos: are they helping or hurting?
  • Brand consistency: name, tagline, colors, fonts
  • Listings, directories, third-party mentions

What You Get

A Walk-Through

Loom-style video. I narrate what I see, click by click. Re-watch whenever.

A Punch List

Specific fixes, ranked by impact. Wins under $100 separated from bigger plays. No vague "improve your branding."

Optional Follow-Up

30 minutes on a call. Bring your team or just yourself.

Why Me

Big-Stage Eyes

I've designed and built for theme parks and global brands. I bring those standards to Main Street.

Local Translation

Big-brand polish isn't always right for a local business. I know when to use it and when the rough edges build trust.

Honest Feedback

I'll tell you what's not working. Clearly, not brutally. That's the whole point of paying for it.

How It Works

  1. 01

    Book

    Pick a tier. Pay. I schedule.

  2. 02

    Send The Mess

    Address, links, photos. Tell me what to look at hardest.

  3. 03

    I Do The Work

    Visit, review, record, write. 5 business days, intake to delivery.

  4. 04

    You Decide

    Fix what makes sense. I can help, or hand you to someone who can.

Pick A Tier

Pricing is a starting point — every audit is scoped to what you actually need.

Remote Audit

$297

Website + Google + social. Walk-through video + 1-page punch list. Best for online-first businesses.

Most Popular

Local Audit

$597

In-person visit + remote review + full report + 30-min follow-up call. Best for storefront-driven businesses.

Pop Strategy

$997

Local Audit + 90-min strategy workshop + 30-day implementation support. Best when you're ready to actually move the needle.

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